Гуляла по conceptart.org и вдруг наткнулась на топик одного юзера,
купившего себе новый планшет:


«This is my tablet. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
My tablet is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.
Without me, my tablet is useless. Without my tablet, I am useless.
I must use my tablet true. I must draw and paint straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to be better than me. My tablet and myself are defenders of our country,
and we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of our lives.
So be it, until there is no enemy,but peace.
Amen»

ну разве не мило?